Post #565392

Today I was laid up, so I watched about 437 movies that Netflix recommended. Jurrasic World Rebirth, Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, Red Notice, The Rip, The Woman in Cabin 10, Polar, A House of Dynamite, and Wind River. They all sucked to varying degrees except for the last two, which I appreciated for their dearth of motorcycle chases through fabled European cities and abstention from dudely beatdowns and shit-tons of CGI. Netflix thinks I am a 22 year old fratboy, apparently. I know Wind River was good because, unlike the other ones, there were no gratuitous shoot-out scenes during which I felt compelled to play Candy Crush. #movies