@Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social
Post #518156
2026-03-04 13:19 UTC
Replies (8)
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@TomMasz@lemmy.world 2026-03-04 13:42
I’d be interested at seeing what cooking chicken at 600C would do, but my oven goes less than halfway.
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@aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2026-03-04 13:44
It is no longer classified as chicken.
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@floofloof@lemmy.ca 2026-03-04 14:37
And the wedding date is tomorrow.
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@Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2026-03-04 15:48
This sounds suspiciously like the plot of Coming to America.
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@starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2026-03-04 21:06
If it takes 20 minutes to bake them at 250 degrees, it should only take two minutes at 2500 degrees!
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@SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2026-03-04 21:21
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@how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 2026-03-05 01:10
This meme is so fucking true. We’re replacing an entire stack with software provided by a new vendor. Our application group was excitingly telling us the go date for new platform was August 2026 (this was in December). Not only is it ridiculously short, considering the existing stack processes some $200m (plus) worth of business a month, but there was zero architecture work on how upstream and downstream stacks would interface (all API magic if you ask the PM). Apparently the vendor was hand waving the huge amount of integration and migration work away claiming they had an army of devs (all offshored) to handle all that messy and complex stuff. I discovered yesterday we haven’t even signed the fucking contract / settled on a price. Lol. And yet the bosses are like, we are go for August. Mother fuckers we haven’t even started!
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@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 2026-03-05 01:39
I’m OK with this as long as the MANAGERS that get paid for MANAGING the project and make sure that there’s enough resources and the goals are met do their job … the problem is when they promise a bunch of deliverables and hire 1 senior dev with a couple of interns … good fucking luck. I’m a paid employee … as far as I’m concerned SLAs and deadlines are someone elses problem. I get paid to come in and do my job for 8 hours, which I do … everything else Is someone else’s problem. Otherwise I’d be consulting or starting my own fucking company.