And, to be clear, I am not saying Nolan's The Odyssey is categorically historically accurate. I'm saying every last whinging white man bleating about Nolan's The Odyssey for its historical inaccuracies is bitching about hobbits actually being roughly 8 inches taller than the Peter Jackson movies render them. Like I get you're mad for a reason you THINK is important and virtuous but also - and this is important - your opinion is genuinely groundless and fucking stupid.