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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

2026-10-01 21:57 UTC

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener. Just think how cool you'd feel saying "Need a hand?" before opening someone's bottle with this. You'd be the most popular guy around. If only you owned one earlier, perhaps your wife wouldn't have left you. https://collabs.shop/umsygn

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