2026-10-01 21:57 UTC
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton Hand Bottle Opener. Just think how cool you'd feel saying "Need a hand?" before opening someone's bottle with this. You'd be the most popular guy around. If only you owned one earlier, perhaps your wife wouldn't have left you.
https://collabs.shop/umsygn
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social 2026-10-01 22:29
Please note you can also use this bottle opener if you're a lady, and it also may have prevented your wife from leaving you.