Post #4482328
2026-08-10 07:33 UTC
I'm just saying that if _I_ were a faux-European-Gay-Designer stereotype (working at an 80% off liquidation sale clothing sale store no-less!), I'm not sure that a bold, rugged, man wearing a leather mask and threatening to "split me in two" would be quite the deterrent our villain intends it as.
(maybe I'm more thirsty this morning than I expected 😅 )
#Beastmaster2
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@arakin@meow.social 2026-08-10 08:03
Between Beastmaster 2 and Hawk the Slayer, that's two Monsterdon movies (okay B2 is a double-feature where Hawk was a main) that have come up recently that featured a villain with a honestly-not-that-bad-why-are-you-making-it-your-whole-thing facial injury that just needed some ointment and "don't poke it with green magic for a while". #Beastmaster2 #Monsterdon