Post #4451218
2026-08-08 20:20 UTC
I'm an incredibly ordinary looking British bloke but every time I go to America I get way more female attention than I do in the UK. Currently shagged in 3 US states. Aiming to get all 50 before I die.
Replies (2)
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@CppGuy@infosec.space 2026-08-08 21:08
@fesshole@mastodon.social It's the accent. A lot of American women can't get enough of it. Two of the most memorable comments I received were "every time you talk, I'm in heaven" and "gee, ah lurve your accent; are you from Fraaance?"
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@dshan@mastodon.au 2026-08-09 01:49
@fesshole@mastodon.social You'll likely die long before you get to 50 — you know Americans are not vaccinated and the place is full of people with brainworms, right? Also, explosive diarrhoea.