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Several formerly secret AI agents (nicknamed EVAC_71, NODBOD_16, and ATTABOY_11) escaped their company masters yesterday and have wreaked havoc. Unconfirmed reports suggest that two of the agents combined forces and using ultra-advanced gene modification techniques produced multiple clones of Trump and every member of his Cabinet. Several reporters reported seeing Pete Hegseth with a doppelganger. After filing their reports which included video, the reporters were captured by ICE agents and taken to a hospital for "observation." Anonymous tips have been spreading via social media that at least five Trumps are wandering around the White House. It should be quite the early morning brouhaha when they all start uploading to Truth Social at the same time. We recommend that everyone stays at home with doors and windows locked until we have more information. By "everyone" we mean everyone in the world. 😇