Post #4443999
2026-08-08 01:55 UTC
I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I'm conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.
Replies (6)
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@toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se 2026-08-08 09:42
@intransitivelie@beige.party A-fucking-men to that.
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@isol@mastodon.au 2026-08-08 02:23
@intransitivelie@beige.party Oh, wow! Your software seems Really Powerful! Can I invest lots of money with you ? 🤪
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@zeeohee@mastodon.social 2026-08-08 02:34
@intransitivelie@beige.party wow. The same thing happened to me! That's wild!
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@CliffsEsport@mastodon.social 2026-08-08 02:53
@intransitivelie@beige.party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVF9lZ-i_ss
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@intransitivelie@beige.party 2026-08-08 15:18
Ok, this toot broke containment and gained sentience, so my notifications are garbage. Sorry if I missed you. Ho-lee shee-it 🤯
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@pH_0x05@infosec.exchange 2026-08-11 07:42
@intransitivelie@beige.party I was told you need to recite 10 times Hail Mary and you’ll be absolved. Oh wait wrong note, apparently a news media will make up excuses for your qbtorrent so all good.