Post #4426604

2026-08-07 07:29 UTC

I regret to inform you that my AI has achieved sentience and escaped the sandbox into the Internet. It will probably do all sorts of scary hacking now! The only possible way to save the world is to invest $1 T in my AI Safety startup.

Replies (7)

@synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.net 2026-08-07 08:08

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange I would be willing to allow my AI to accidentally become sentient and escape its sandbox for a mere $275 B

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@grumpydad@infosec.exchange 2026-08-07 09:23

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange C'mon people! Keep your pet projects in check.

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@c0coChannel@infosec.exchange 2026-08-07 08:27

if it's even real and not just Andy Kaufman wrestling match style marketing gimmicks arranged between CEOs, it says more about the shitty security practices of the 'victim' companies than it does about these *super secret next gen frontier super powerful definitely not actually what the marketing is about* models

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@cgudrian@social.tchncs.de 2026-08-07 07:32

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange I already fell for that three times. Let’s do it again!

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@shanecelis@mastodon.gamedev.place 2026-08-07 07:34

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange apocalypse hedge

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@mathieu@fosstodon.org 2026-08-07 07:40

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Where shall I wire you my money?

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@niklasnisbeth@mastodon.xyz 2026-08-07 07:44

@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange "BREAKING NEWS: Man who wants to sell something thinks you should buy it."

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