Post #4400186
2026-08-06 00:18 UTC
i'm not a fancy computer scientist person, but i think it's a fair assessment at this point that emoji are, in fact, turing complete
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space 2026-08-06 00:21
The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen. You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes. It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options: cpu cputype=8086 machine cga 🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐ may god have mercy on my soul.