Post #4400183
2026-08-06 00:21 UTC
The following is a valid DOS COM executable that prints "HELLO" in the lower right corner of the screen.
You can copy these emoji into a text editor, and save it as EMOJI.COM. it should be 141 bytes.
It will run in DosBox-X, with the following options:
cpu cputype=8086
machine cga
🐸☺️🐰🐎♐🗃️🧯🧯🧯🐮💗🦮♐🐰🐹🗃️🧯🧯🧯🧯💗🪗🧯😗🧮😗🧮😗🐮😪😔⭐
may god have mercy on my soul.
Replies (4)
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@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space 2026-08-06 00:22
Here's a screenshot if you just want to take my word for it.
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@tbortels@infosec.exchange 2026-08-06 06:51
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space You have inadvertently invented the worst programming language ever. Also the best. I don't even. All praise the @gloriouscow.
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@cyberquixote@infosec.exchange 2026-08-06 11:12
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space hey im just boosting this as a matter of spiritual record
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@weddige@gruene.social 2026-08-06 07:49
@gloriouscow@oldbytes.space I get 150 bytes from that emoji string (30 four-byte-emojis and 10 three-byte-emojis) and a slightly broken program. But it's already fascinating, that this runs at all.