Post #4362291
2026-08-03 19:00 UTC
COMPANIES: no one wants to work anymore
PEOPLE: pay us
COMPANIES: I just don't know what we're doing wrong
PEOPLE: easy. pay us. we'll work.
COMPANIES: we've tried everything. pizza parties, casual fridays, standing desks...
PEOPLE: you haven't tried paying us
COMPANIES: it's like nobody even cares anymore.
PEOPLE: we care about our paycheck. offer us a living wage paycheck.
COMPANIES: there's literally nothing we can do
PEOPLE: pay us. pay us pay us pay us pay us pay us
COMPANIES: welp off to post on LinkedIn about my billion dollar retirement package and new yacht
Replies (3)
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@jajo@mastodon.nu 2026-08-03 19:03
@Lana@beige.party A good payment does it.
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@xinit@mastodon.coffee 2026-08-03 19:04
@Lana@beige.party COMPANIES: PIZZA PARTY! TOTAL COMPENSATION!
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@SuperMoosie@mastodon.au 2026-08-03 20:47
@Lana@beige.party Also jump through all these hoops and do self assessments to justify your work to HR.