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I had another siege from pirates. Occasionally enemy factions will call you and ask for protection money. My typical response is THE FUCK YOU GON' DO and hang up. They showed up 3 days later and the game kindly tells me they're going to siege us and use mortars. I cackle manically and tell four of my dudes "GET ON THE HOWITZERS. LOAD THE 155MM INCENDIARY SHELLS." Not long after, that entire portion of the map looks like hell. "The enemy has decided they will attack you directly" Bunch of stinkin ass hobos with revolvers head towards the walls manned by METAL GEAR REX, and mechanoids with machine guns rifled in .357 rounds. COME THE FUCK ON IN. MAKE MY DAY.