Post #4345110
2026-08-03 02:35 UTC
And now, "Hey, Beastermaster's On!" (HBO)
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 02:44
"In an epic world of dungeons, dragons, and Dar, there's a NEW kind of hero!" There are no dragons, only torture dungeons, in this movie. There *are* Tanya Roberts' titties! Based so loosely on a book (about a psionic Native American on an alien planet) by Andre Norton she had her name taken off it! Orc witches are a hell of a choice. Maybe kingy shoulda exiled them, too, if they're threatening his baby? Eh, I hate monarchies. #monsterdon #beastmaster