Post #4345109
2026-08-03 02:44 UTC
"In an epic world of dungeons, dragons, and Dar, there's a NEW kind of hero!"
There are no dragons, only torture dungeons, in this movie. There *are* Tanya Roberts' titties!
Based so loosely on a book (about a psionic Native American on an alien planet) by Andre Norton she had her name taken off it!
Orc witches are a hell of a choice. Maybe kingy shoulda exiled them, too, if they're threatening his baby? Eh, I hate monarchies.
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 03:03
He got the Bear necessities. I still don't understand the point of stilt houses. They're on a plain, it probably doesn't flood. They listed the dog's name as TODO but never got around to naming him. Somehow can drag a grown-ass man around. RIP. And now: WARDUKE®, as seen in D&D® Action Figures! Killing a man with his own arrow is pretty good. WARDUKE®'s men are lazy, they only implaed about half these corpses. Be more thorough! Quest voiceover given. #monsterdon #beastmaster