Post #4345108
2026-08-03 03:03 UTC
He got the Bear necessities.
I still don't understand the point of stilt houses. They're on a plain, it probably doesn't flood.
They listed the dog's name as TODO but never got around to naming him. Somehow can drag a grown-ass man around. RIP.
And now: WARDUKE®, as seen in D&D® Action Figures!
Killing a man with his own arrow is pretty good.
WARDUKE®'s men are lazy, they only implaed about half these corpses. Be more thorough!
Quest voiceover given.
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 03:16
Soundtrack is *very* very blatantly ripped off from Battlestar Galactica. QUICKSAND, the greatest threat to everyone in the '70s. Yes, just what a superhero needs, ferrets. The eqgle was cool, and useful. Boomerang is not how a throwing knife works. Fight instead of waving your sword around. And now, the anime comedy ecchi scene, girls bathing and "hero" takes their clothes. Ha ha sexual molestation is funny in 1980. What a jackass. #monsterdon #beastmaster