Post #4345106
2026-08-03 03:27 UTC
Creep-ass bird(?) people but now he's got a medallion.
And a forced perspective "just a model!" city shot! He's gonna kill everyone!
May Arr receive this child! YES BURN THE TODDLER! ANOTHER CHILD! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED‽
Also why is the child all dressed up in bright colors, when everyone else is in boring robes?
An eagle cannot carry a toddler. It's like the swallow & coconut problem.
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 03:42
Like any hero, all he needs is a coil of rope, and the girl he wants to steal. You can do so much with rope and a girl! "Maalox promises they shall return!" Priest 2 has a loaded crossbow, but doesn't bother to shoot when it'd help. Rando monks recruited. … Endless walking, camping, exposition. SO BORED. The cinematography's great, but it's not written for shit. #monsterdon #beastmaster