Post #4345105
2026-08-03 03:42 UTC
Like any hero, all he needs is a coil of rope, and the girl he wants to steal. You can do so much with rope and a girl!
"Maalox promises they shall return!"
Priest 2 has a loaded crossbow, but doesn't bother to shoot when it'd help. Rando monks recruited.
… Endless walking, camping, exposition. SO BORED. The cinematography's great, but it's not written for shit.
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 04:03
I will say, I forgot how much traditional dungeon the pyramid is. The monster corridor is a good trap. The "mysterious green liquid" berserker poison & spiked gimp suit is not a bad monster, but probably too psycho-sexual to put in a real dungeon. Berserker is just fucking up this dungeon's plumbing system. Do you know how few dungeons have plumbing‽ Yes give ferret to eagle is very safe place for ferret, totally not eat for dinner. #monsterdon #beastmaster