Post #4345103
2026-08-03 04:12 UTC
Never trust a monarch. Kill 'em all and install democracy, or possibly an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as sort-of-executive officer for the week… But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special biweekly meeting…
Dumbasses know the king's full of shit, Maalox knows their plan, do it anyway, now Dar has to do the whoel fucking quest again. I'd just go off across the desert and find a new girl.
Plot padding sucks.
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 04:30
Seriously how did the composer not get sued for ripping off the BSG theme? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdsuuax9dk They did all this effort for a flaming tar trench, and then NOBODY thought of a guy with torch arrows on the wall? I am dying at how long this movie overstays its welcome. Could've ended with plot A half an hour ago. Oh, hey, plot callback! Almost like there was a writer! New king. Fuck that shit. Party fucks off to next adventure. Finally! #monsterdon #beastmaster