Post #4345719
2026-08-03 04:30 UTC
Seriously how did the composer not get sued for ripping off the BSG theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hdsuuax9dk
They did all this effort for a flaming tar trench, and then NOBODY thought of a guy with torch arrows on the wall?
I am dying at how long this movie overstays its welcome. Could've ended with plot A half an hour ago.
Oh, hey, plot callback! Almost like there was a writer!
New king. Fuck that shit. Party fucks off to next adventure. Finally!
#monsterdon #beastmaster
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@mdhughes@appdot.net 2026-08-03 04:38
This could've been 2 or 3 movies, and basically was. I long for the release of death by the second fake-ending. Fight choreography is goofy as hell, nobody fights like that. The animals are the best actors in this. Tanya Roberts was doped to the fucking gills. ★★★☆☆ more professional than other sword & sorcery flicks, but SO FUCKING SLOW. A faster edit could be +1 star. #monsterdon #beastmaster