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If I do find myself traveling air at any point in the foreseeable future - extremely unlikely, but stranger things have happened - I do believe I shall first invest in a set of Bluetooth speakers and a set of audio files including flatulence, vomiting, and assorted barnyard noises, and I suggest frequent fliers also stock up. Proselytizing is undoubtedly much more difficult when the sound of excessive gas is providing a much more welcome accompaniment to your hot air.