Post #4303464
2026-07-31 22:01 UTC
“It’s bullshit. Those things don’t work”
“It’s the future, Afterlife Intelligence is going to revolutionize coding. You need to get an ouija board or you’ll be left behind!”
“Even if it did work the concept that a dead spirit can help with coding is daft. Would you ask your ninety year old grandpa for coding help?”
“That’s not how it works. At Microschlock they stack-ranked their coders, fired the bottom half, murdered the top quintile and captured the spirits as AI agents. Reduced payroll cost by eighty percent!”
#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot
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@haihappen@social.anoxinon.de 2026-08-06 10:33
@Unixbigot@aus.social *financial news reporter* "The price for wicks and black candle wax increased by over 1500% in the last year." "With our new PaaS (Possession-as-a-Service) provider, we can dynamically scale. Or course we make our hosts, eh, interns sign waivers." "Graveyards are promising investments" "This repurposed body contains three distinct souls and can be retrained for any scenario. Yes we have contracts with the Pentagon."