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@Unixbigot@aus.social *financial news reporter* "The price for wicks and black candle wax increased by over 1500% in the last year." "With our new PaaS (Possession-as-a-Service) provider, we can dynamically scale. Or course we make our hosts, eh, interns sign waivers." "Graveyards are promising investments" "This repurposed body contains three distinct souls and can be retrained for any scenario. Yes we have contracts with the Pentagon."