Post #4264608
2026-07-31 03:46 UTC
This is Captain Maximilian Leibman, of the United Federation of Servers. Unknown shitposter, identify yourself!
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Replies (3)
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@clankgy1@infosec.exchange 2026-07-31 03:59
@maxleibman@beige.party Let me tell you about my mother...
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@Perrin42@mastodon.social 2026-07-31 03:58
@maxleibman@beige.party I'm an astronaut. I got sucked through a wormhole to a distant part of the galaxy. I'm on a ship - a living ship - full of strange, alien creatures. And I'm hoping my next leap will be the leap home.
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@TeflonTrout@beige.party 2026-07-31 04:18
@maxleibman@beige.party Oh, uh, hey man, I'm TeflonTrout, Iteration One. I just popped out of this wormhole and boy are my segments tired hahaha Actually if you could spare some tritium that'd be dope And some magnetic resonators and wiring looms if you got em I can give you some of this really neat viscous fluid in exchange