Post #4262703
2026-07-31 02:15 UTC
Sometimes I post something funny about the dogs and then a few new people follow me, and I worry they're assuming I post dog content all day. Which I don't. But maybe I should.
Now I'm imagining Finn and Zoe with their own Mastodon accounts.
Zoe: I think bananas are so good. Do you? Like this post if you think bananas are so good
Finn: Twelve bicyclists have gone past the house in the last hour. They were all going too fast and making too much noise. One definitely smelled weird. Also their legs move in ways I don't completely understand and I'm thinking about inquiring as to an ordinance that would require everyone going past the house to walk their bikes. Maybe include an additional clause about taking off hats. The hats are both frightening and offensive.
Zoe (5 minutes later): Hey! Like this post if you still like bananas
Replies (2)
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@CuriousMagpie@beige.party 2026-07-31 02:35
@hollie@social.coop Finn is my role model 😍
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@jayeless@social.lol 2026-07-31 03:04
@hollie@social.coop Hahaha. I think if Gidget had a Mastodon account it'd be filled with complaints, and copious use of the 🙄 emoji. Like, "When your human refuses to give you food because you 'already ate' 🙄" or "When you were having a good nap in the bassinet and the human kitten interrupts you by climbing in for 'hugs' 🙄" Maybe sometimes there'd be one like "When another cat turns up at your front window ‼️🤬🛑"