Post #4251964

I know that my neighbors have a dog. And I know that they have a back yard bordering on mine, with a simple chain-link fence separating the two. And I know that they will let the dog into the back yard for fresh air and other business. AND YET I, an adult man with a mortgage and a checkbook and crippling social anxiety, I'll still look out the window in my kitchen and see the neighbor's dog in their back yard and instinctively say "puppy!"