Post #4246906

RE: https://kinkycats.org/@aces_funhouse/117009124296738501 Okay, I have a wild response to this. I’m autistic and can’t figure out pickup lines, but I’m a manic pixie autistic, and so am very familiar with saying the most absolutely ridiculous shit. So I actually have a note on my phone where I am storing Tyla’s Comically Unhinged Lesbian Pickup Lines. For example: “Wow you have a lot of tattoos! I bet I have more tattoos that you, but there’s only one way to make sure I’m not lying.” And “Can I read your palm? [*make up ridiculous shit about how pretty they are while stroking their palm gently with one finger]…wait…I’ve never seen something like this before… this line here says that your palm is gonna grab my breast …can that be true?” And “Are you a nerd? Because I’m trying to see if I can fit a square into my round hole.” And “What would you think about me if I said I always match my nail polish with my panties [not wearing nail polish.]” (thank you @WrenArcher@beige.party for that one!)