Post #4215569
2026-07-29 22:00 UTC
Overheard at the bar,
“I know he looks like a sunken-chest, basement-dwelling dork, but I’m telling you, you’d never call the magnificent tumescence he’s packing by its scientific term. To say he’s gifted would be a gross understatement.”
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@QueenOfTheCroneAge@beige.party 2026-07-29 22:01
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Sexual matador, probably