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SCOTTY: Care to join me in a wee belt a scotch? KIRK: Scotty it's 9:30 in the morning. SCOTTY: We live on a feckin spaceship, cap'n it can be any time we want it tae be. KIRK: Fair enough but aren't you on duty?? SCOTTY: In the Scottish Navy, we used to have a saying. "If ye cannae do yer job drunk and in the dark," KIRK: ...? SCOTTY: ... KIRK: How's the rest of it go? SCOTTY: The rest a what, cap'n? KIRK: The saying. The Scottish saying about doing your job drunk and in the dark. What's the rest of it? SCOTTY: Ach no one knows. The Scottish Navy sank tae the bottom a the ocean the very next day.