Post #4191458
2026-07-28 15:59 UTC
The cats are play fighting and running around the house. They both just bounced and boosted off my chest. What’s even going on right now?
Replies (3)
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@tantramar@zeroes.ca 2026-07-28 16:44
@tewha@appdot.net maybe they’re just trying to restart your heart?
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@montef@mastodon.social 2026-07-28 18:00
@tewha@appdot.net You are fulfilling your duties as “cat staff”. Your understanding is not required. Your cooperation - as per the contract you signed; is mandatory. It’s all there in the mice type. The fact that it was……temporarily obscured……by kitty litter dust and you didn’t see it; while unfortunate, is not really their problem. *read this message in your head in Sir Humphrey’s voice or the P.M.’s voice. 🙃😉
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@wndxlori@ruby.social 2026-07-28 20:09
@tewha@appdot.net