Post #4176479
2026-07-28 21:12 UTC
The Smiler takes the piss tbh
Y'know how most rollercoasters, they come out the station and go up a hill right? This bastard drops you down a pitch black tunnel and does a corkscrew and then you arrive at the lift hill
Would you believe me if I told you this rollercoaster does SEVEN inversions before it finally stops
Well it does, and then there's a sign saying HALFWAY DONE! and you go up another lift hill, this time VERTICAL, you climb STRAIGHT UP on your BACK, and then it does seven MORE inversions
It's the sort of ride you make in Rollercoaster Tycoon when you're twelve, and it somehow exists in the real world
Replies (4)
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@rmd1023@infosec.exchange 2026-07-28 23:39
@ifixcoinops@retro.social Holy cats.
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@guyjantic@infosec.exchange 2026-07-29 01:58
@ifixcoinops@retro.social WANT
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@ifixcoinops@retro.social 2026-07-28 21:14
anyway time to eat more English food
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@theorangetheme@en.osm.town 2026-07-28 21:16
@ifixcoinops@retro.social "The Smiler looks too intense for me!"