Post #4157639
2026-07-28 07:29 UTC
columbo: you know i've always really admired you art collectors
posh art collector (murderer): yes well... not all of us can be so cultured.
columbo: of course, of course! but you know… there was always this one painting I… bah it's probably not worth thinking about
collector: no, please! tell me. what is this… jewel you have your eyes on
columbo: well... it's got these dogs... i saw it up in the Super 8 when the Mrs and I went on vacation
collector: Ah! Coolidge's "Dogs Playing Poker"
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@lunalapin@slime.global 2026-07-28 07:29
(…) columbo: ohh that's a *terrific* set of paintings too sir, absolutely fantastic. but it wasn't Coolidge sir... it was a French man collector, visibly annoyed: yes well it would certainly be easier if you remembered his name, i could certainly help you then columbo, slapping his forehead: of course! how thoughtless of me, it was very memorable sir: ligma collector: Ligma? Ligma what? columbo: Ligma Balls