Post #4149138

2026-07-27 22:43 UTC

N the absence of any actual information, I’m going to baselessly but confidently assert that rogue voting machines are using satellites to hack the T-Mobile network.

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@DaveMWilburn@infosec.exchange 2026-07-27 22:45

@mattblaze@federate.social (*shaking fist angrily at the sky*) "MADURO! YOU BASTARD!"

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@mattblaze@federate.social 2026-07-28 02:18

36 years ago, on January 15, 1990, a software bug in the 4ESS switch triggered a cascade of failures that took down most of the AT&T long distance telephone network for about nine hours. It was treated as a national crisis. There were investigations and task forces, both internal and external, and detailed findings were published and scrutinized. The case is still studied today in networking and software engineering courses. Today's national T-Mobile failure will be forgotten by next week.

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@cazabon@mindly.social 2026-07-27 22:49

@mattblaze@federate.social Where do antifa and Hillary fit into it?

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@camless@m.ai6yr.org 2026-07-27 22:52

@mattblaze@federate.social lol. Now we wait for gaggles of folks to tell you their hot take 🍿

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@Perrin42@mastodon.social 2026-07-27 23:02

@mattblaze@federate.social T-Mobile crashed because of all the pixels you keep squeezing out of those poor overworked cameras. And it's sad because they're all black and white, while T-Mobile's official color is pink.

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