Post #4126964
2026-07-27 02:00 UTC
While the bug scientist is using the science theremin to produce a grasshopper call, the lead general decides that his science is taking too long and so he's going to nuke Chicago anyway. Somehow it was evacuated.
The bug scientist refuses to leave because he's almost at a breakthrough blah blah technobabble blah blah science. The reporter stays too because she thinks the bug scientist is cute when he does his bug science.
#monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-27 02:01
The lead general is like "okay fine you can stay in the city we're planning to nuke, just contact me if your plan works so I can cancel the bombing." #monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards