Post #4126708
2026-07-27 01:04 UTC
Once again i have been plagued by the scourge of toenails. They are without purpose, require frequent maintenance, blood is frequently spilled doing so, are inconveniently placed and are a nuisance to society.
Please join the Coalition Against Toenails to see them banned once and for all. I am confident this movement will have @catsalad@infosec.exchange as a founding patron n'est ce pas?
#Cat 🐱
Replies (2)
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange 2026-07-27 02:08
@weezmgk@mastodon.social Replace all toenails with retractable claws!
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@grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange 2026-07-27 02:17
@weezmgk@mastodon.social @catsalad@infosec.exchange there's a medical procedure to remove them!