Post #4125720
2026-07-27 01:39 UTC
The army captain... oh wait this guy's a colonel... the army colonel has declared war on the locusts. He is asking for artillery and air support. The bug scientist warns him that the locusts are too powerful and cannot be defeated by the puny weapons of man and believes that the end of humanity is on hand. So he and the reporter go on a road trip to Washington to tell the Pentagon that the End is At Hand.
#monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-27 01:40
To convince the army that the Giant Locust is a deadly foe, the bug scientist shows the generals a documentary about Small Locusts and how they eat crops, smaller bugs and also each other. #monsterdon #BeginningOfTheEnd #GrasshoppersVsPostcards