Post #4123745
2026-07-27 00:09 UTC
For the love of the Almighty, can somebody tell me why fucking PICKLE RELISH, every single goddamn brand I look up, now has fucking xanthan gum in it?
What kind of fresh fucking hell are we living in these days? Why the fuck would fucking pickle relish need fucking xanthan gum in it?
Who the fuck is even behind the xanthan gum cabal? It is in fucking everything now! (For the record, I'm one of the .001% of people who can't tolerate it AT ALL).
I want off this planet. I hate this fucking timeline! I just need some fucking pickle relish so I can make some fucking egg salad! GAH!!!
I guess I'll go look up a "homemade pickle relish" recipe online and order those ingredients instead.
But what the actual fuck, man. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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@stevewfolds@mastodon.world 2026-07-27 00:19
@arisummerland@beige.party How generous of manufacturers to include extras that sends buyers to shock. Pickling spice and Scotch were special ingredients in Teriyaki chicken in Hawaii.