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Never mind thit thers nae carrots An ah want tae make this clear The only hing the store noo stocks Is tins ae ale an lager beer They say ther is nae shortage But ah score aff ma shoppin list An the only hing thit ah cin git Is slimy ham an rat ersed pished They huvny nae tomaties An they huvny ony yeast Ah did git a wee tumshie That's a vegetable at least Dinnae mention climate chainge An dinnae mention Brexit youse The reason thers a shortage, is It's aw stuck oot in Hormuz Bullshit! 😳🙄