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Heh. My college alumni association has been pestering me for info for their reunion book. This is what I wrote: PLEASE TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR CAREER I'm retired so you're not getting a resumé. I don't want a job, not unless that ** in the White House creates another Great Recession, which could happen. U really want to know about me? I take lots of the camera pictures. With a camera. Sometimes they're amusing. I like those the best. Also, I still have weekly nightmares about taking exams, naked, and panicking because I don't remember attending the course. I'll bet most of my former classmates have teh dreams too. Thanks, college. ANY ADVICE TO YOUR YOUNGER SELF OR FOR FUTURE CORNELLIANS The older, grumpier me would probably tell the college-aged me "I know you think that musical was wonderful Bob, but maybe, just maybe, instead of singing 'How do you solve a problem like Maria' the nuns should have sung 'How do you solve a problem like the Nazis'." Focus on the important things in life.