Post #3990717
2026-07-21 14:32 UTC
I've lost enough weight that I no longer recognize myself in mirrors or photos. It's creepy as hell.
I know how to fix this, of course. Gain a hundred pounds.
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@JustinDerrick@infosec.exchange 2026-07-21 16:49
@mwl@io.mwl.io My secret weight gain tip from a vacation 25 years ago…. Eat dinner, go for a 15 minute walk, then go to bed for 10-12 hours. Bonus points for eating dessert right before you go to bed. The healthier option is to take the win, hit the gym, and replace lost fat with muscle.