Post #3962218

Gas prices are high. Our economy is suffering from stagflation. We've threatened and alienated all our allies. Our military is losing a half-assed war with Iran, occupying American cities, accomplishing almost nothing against the still-in-power Chavistas in Venezuela, committing war crimes on the high seas, and obsessing over the testosterone levels of whatever straight white male remnant is allowed to continue to serve. The White House hasn't experienced this much destruction since the British invaded and burned it down. Thousands are suffering from uncontrolled explosive diarrhea, this being the second plague mismanaged by these cretins. Masked secret police are dragging people away into concentration camps. Immigrants, minorities, dissidents, and political enemies are being jailed or gunned down in the streets. We have no idea whether key members of the gerontocracy are actually alive or not. Oligarchs are taking all our power and water to drive the cheap simulacra they hope to replace us with. And in a beautifully poetic touch, our narcissist in chief is obsessed over a reflecting pool. I struggle finding an appropriate analogy for all of this. At least Nero could play the fiddle. #uspol