Post #3948474
2026-07-20 02:41 UTC
The best character in #Solarbabies is the future dystopian desert society, which includes the fascist rollerblade army and its opposition, the ninja amerindian fremen hidden elf village. It also includes a tire-fueled industrial revolution and almost as many shirtless men as a Lil Nas X video.
The worst character in this movie is... um... I would say the Evil Son, because he's a vanilla asshole, but he was good in that role, so... um... I'll go with the illusory bugs.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-20 02:44
This concludes my thread for #Solarbabies, in which we learned that if an evil government conquers the desert we will need both rollerskates and orb magic to bring the rain back. #monsterdon
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@mxchara@seattle.pink 2026-07-20 06:52
@floatybirb@mastodon.social was blonde-mullet fascist actually the son of...(sighs) Grock?