Post #3948383
2026-07-20 02:32 UTC
Then the credits roll and its a Baywatch style montage of the #Solarbabies running through the desert, then peeling off their clothes and jumping into the sea and splashing each other. A straight guy did not make this movie, change my mind.
The most 80s music imaginable plays in the background. The team captain kisses the one girl, because no homo.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-20 02:37
I give #Solarbabies 5 out of 5 mysterious glowing orbs. It loses 2 points because it makes no sense, but gains at least 7 points for being weird as fuck. This movie has roller derby battles, a fascist bumper car / rollerblade army, a torture robot whose job is to pick his favorite drill bit, and a postapocalyptic tribe whose headquarters is an amusement park, among other genius and baffling inclusions. Production values were inexplicably high. #monsterdon