Post #3947899
2026-07-20 02:19 UTC
The team captain goes swimming in the secret hidden elf village pond so the audience can have another shirtless scene. He tells his girlfriend, the One Girl, that he needs to go back for the orb for reasons and she kisses him, because those reasons are very convincing.
The other #Solarbabies want to go to, so she gives them a map to the evil fortress.
#monsterdon
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-20 02:21
After rollerblading to the Brutalist Fortress, the #SolarBabies are met by rollerblading goons who sally out to meet them. The know this is the right fortress because Rainbow Hat hears Bodhi whistle. Meanwhile, inside the evil science lab, the evil science lady has added purple lasers to its green lasers to thoroughly cook the orb friend. Once its skin is cooked, she summons her torture robot friend to try to poke it open. #monsterdon