Post #3946343
2026-07-20 01:27 UTC
I like how the dystopian future state has decided that rollerblading is the most important military skill that needs to be cultivated in all the youths.
#monsterdon #SolarBabies
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-20 01:30
After our brainwashing roller blading session, where we rollerblade in circles listening to propaganda talking points, the good and bad team captains have a secret fight. Afterward, the good team captain goes to meet the orb and he can talk to it too and tells it he doesn't want to be part of the future evil rollerblade army and then the orb replies with electronica music. #monsterdon #SolarBabies