Post #3945774
2026-07-20 01:09 UTC
This depiction of roller derby has fewer lesbians than expected.
#monsterdon #SolarBabies
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@floatybirb@mastodon.social 2026-07-20 01:10
The evil general turns out to be an evil cop. Then some cop cars that look like trimaran versions of the race car piece in monopoly show up to arrest the roller derby teams for doing illegal rolling sports. But there's a twist! The evil general is actually the sponsor of the Evil Team (TM) and was mad that they were losing to the Good Team (TM), which makes him look bad, so after the other players run away he stops to berate them for losing. #monsterdon #SolarBabies