Post #3939317
2026-07-19 16:16 UTC
Went to a Christening today and the priest said “Jesus taught us” but I heard “Jesus tortoise” and that’s all I’ve been able to think about since.
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@guyjantic@infosec.exchange 2026-07-19 18:00
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club well, there is a Jesus Lizard, so why not? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jesus_Lizard
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@jimhaku@mastodon.social 2026-07-19 16:17
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club Post-Rock Jesus Lizard
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@wendigo@metalhead.club 2026-07-19 16:18
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club Yes, my son, the Grateful Dead sung his message on the LP, "Terappin Station"... ;>)
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@matt@oslo.town 2026-07-19 16:21
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club Related: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Jesus-Tortoise-GLASS-suncatcher-Hanging-Jesus-Christ-Tortoise-Lover-Decor-Jesus-Suncatcher-hanging-Jesus-decor-Tortoise-Gift-Stained-Glass-Ornament-2/17776470067 #Jesus #Tortoise
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@ElBeeToots@mastodon.nl 2026-07-19 16:24
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club It can slowly walk on water! 😅
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@paulh@metalhead.club 2026-07-19 16:58
@HailsandAles@metalhead.club the turtle moves.. #terrypratchett