“a top ten list of ways you know your husband wasn’t born a guy”
2026-07-18 17:22 UTC
Replies (6)
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@puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-18 17:25
this is actually amazing
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@fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2026-07-18 17:32
this is crazy good what is the use of hair gel that’s not for hair?
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@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2026-07-18 18:45
Wait, I missed a beat. Is Geneto the prefix that’s replacing Cis now?
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@Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2026-07-19 02:42
She is gonna be so embaressed when she finds out her husband is just an amish guy from a catholic, co-ed experimenting, all-girls highschool, who’s always prepared to jog into the rescue of his alzheimer’s patient mother to the point he uses adrenaline injections daily just in case; and once had his dick stolen by a gynecologist that holds it hostage so the the husband has to regularly test smuggled deodorant patches for lease money, with which he can rent his penis back for one night every 4 months. He has the box of dildos because he’s secretly gay.
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@craftrabbit@lemmy.zip 2026-07-19 05:59
The prefix geneto makes cis people sound like they’re xmen
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@DupaCycki@lemmy.world 2026-07-19 11:11
Do I want to know what trans men do with hair gel…?