Post #3888608
2026-07-17 13:27 UTC
The orrer week ther, ah stoated intae a boozer in the center ae Glesga, an the bonnie wee lassie ahint the bar sais "Ah'm no servin ye"
How?
"Cause ah know ye" Replied they
See, this is whit happens when yer Granwean takes a holiday joab wher they git tae haud a wee bitty authority, an they didnae even sell Scottish Blend tea either.
Whit cinna cocktail bar is that yer wurkin in?
Well, know whit?
Wiv nae posh veggie burgers hen, but wiv goat aw the ingredients, here, make yer fuckin ain 😁😁
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@bampot@mastodon.scot 2026-07-17 14:27
"What is this muck smouldering away in the jar here Granda? "Sais the Jnr bar staff tae I "Can it go in the bucket?" Listen you, if ah wanted a cleaner ah wid employ yer Granny, jist dinnae you touch that, it's ma new soordough sterter. "Can you make bread with that?" Ask they Well ah cin, ah huv nae idea whit they teach ye tae dae wae the stuff at law schuil, jist dinnae feckin touch it, trust me oan this wan Mizz Habeas Corpus, ur ye cuid weel huv yer furst law suit oan yer hauns 😳😁😁