Post #3845008
2026-07-15 23:23 UTC
Apparently, being a religious club member and getting up in front of an entire plane full of a captive audience to share your “testimony” is now happening?
Oof. If it happened on my plane, I’d shout, “Raise your hand if you consider yourself a Xian. Keep your hands up. Now, if you’re embarrassed by this person’s performative witness, please keep your hands up.”
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social 2026-07-16 04:16
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Ask them if their version of the Bible has Matthew. Matthew 6:5-6 And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward. 6 But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you. Honestly, people never read the user manual. SMH
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@NuclearOatmeal@beige.party 2026-07-16 00:06
@GayDeceiver@mstdn.social Hm. I think I'd be tempted to get up to the other end of the aisle and let people know about Cthulhu. There's a Chick tract parody covering that